Post by Germs on Feb 2, 2014 15:18:50 GMT
In the middle of a large laughing crowd at the Hangout, at the center of its attention sat the dashing reptilian S.I.C for the Divines, Edgar Quentin Williams the 5th. With his smooth words, he charmed his people and easily made them laugh with some old stories from the past. Well, he did had to add some flavor and spice to those stories. His past wasn’t exactly amazing and everyone knew.
As he finished one of his many stories, he sat back in his specially made chair and picked up his special glass of wine as the others tried to stop laughing. Edgar sipped it slowly, held it in his mouth for a moment, and then let it slip down his throat. Oh how he enjoyed the fine taste of wine.
For a moment, he forgot that he was surround by a group of animals until he felt a large hand on his back. Even though it was placed gently, it felt heavy and disgusting. As much as he wanted to flinch and back away, he slowly turned to the creature which happened to be a very gross looking iguana woman. Edgar wasn’t particularly fond of those reptiles. In fact, they actually grossed him out.
But now he had to leave. Someone touched him. Germs are all over him and now he has to dispose of this suit. Only the Four Horses know what type of germs or disease she carries in those folds and creases. He shuttered internally and tried not to grimace as he could feel his head start to throb horribly. He couldn’t possibly stay.
Edgar politely shrugged off the woman as he chatted her with his best smile. (He couldn’t seem suspicious.) He then scooped up his special cup, quickly said his farewells, and stumbled out of The Hangout and down the street.
Once he made it to the Castle, and up to his private room, he slammed the door which held a sign saying “Do Not Enter” on it (which so happened to fall). In the entrance, he quickly removed his clothing including his slippers, gloves and hat, and threw them on the ground. Edgar then rushed to his bathroom, quickly turned on the water, and without waiting for the tub to fill all the way up, he jumped in.
Edgar hurriedly splashed water on his pale yellow body and quickly began scrubbing. He then drenched himself with multiple types of body washes, and repeated that step multiple times until he felt that he was safe from the germs and he was totally okay. This whole process took about 2 hours.
The gecko sighed and leaned back in his tub, staring at the high ceiling. “I have to get rid of everything in the entrance. And then I have to scrub the entrance down.” He thought out loud and sighed again. Edgar really liked that hat.
As he finished one of his many stories, he sat back in his specially made chair and picked up his special glass of wine as the others tried to stop laughing. Edgar sipped it slowly, held it in his mouth for a moment, and then let it slip down his throat. Oh how he enjoyed the fine taste of wine.
For a moment, he forgot that he was surround by a group of animals until he felt a large hand on his back. Even though it was placed gently, it felt heavy and disgusting. As much as he wanted to flinch and back away, he slowly turned to the creature which happened to be a very gross looking iguana woman. Edgar wasn’t particularly fond of those reptiles. In fact, they actually grossed him out.
But now he had to leave. Someone touched him. Germs are all over him and now he has to dispose of this suit. Only the Four Horses know what type of germs or disease she carries in those folds and creases. He shuttered internally and tried not to grimace as he could feel his head start to throb horribly. He couldn’t possibly stay.
Edgar politely shrugged off the woman as he chatted her with his best smile. (He couldn’t seem suspicious.) He then scooped up his special cup, quickly said his farewells, and stumbled out of The Hangout and down the street.
Once he made it to the Castle, and up to his private room, he slammed the door which held a sign saying “Do Not Enter” on it (which so happened to fall). In the entrance, he quickly removed his clothing including his slippers, gloves and hat, and threw them on the ground. Edgar then rushed to his bathroom, quickly turned on the water, and without waiting for the tub to fill all the way up, he jumped in.
Edgar hurriedly splashed water on his pale yellow body and quickly began scrubbing. He then drenched himself with multiple types of body washes, and repeated that step multiple times until he felt that he was safe from the germs and he was totally okay. This whole process took about 2 hours.
The gecko sighed and leaned back in his tub, staring at the high ceiling. “I have to get rid of everything in the entrance. And then I have to scrub the entrance down.” He thought out loud and sighed again. Edgar really liked that hat.
